week 7; locked to yuno; monday evening
Jul. 18th, 2016 11:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
douchemag[So...apparently Yuno felt pretty bad over what happened last trial? Which Judar honestly does not give a shit about. Seriously, it's her own fault for getting so attached to an asshole like Jack (and yes he knows how hypocritical he's being here but aside from the occasional hilarious bout of craziness, what is so good about that guy and also what the fuck did he do to his own kid) and a party pooper like Liz (okay the possessed thing was a surprise, he'll give her that). As far as he's concerned, six weeks of knowing someone is not enough to cry over them or die over them, especially when they're not even dead so who cares???
Still, he does respect her for her determination to achieve her goals at any cost, and that little psycho fest when they first met was honestly kind of awesome once he stopped freaking out. Why not remind her of her original goal? It'd be a shame if she lost sight of it for someone like Jack or Liz, and he can even earn some of that sweet sweet furniture set in the process. So he's been hard at work on her original commission of the wedding photo of her and Yuuki that had been burned.
The drawing is actually...surprisingly pretty damn good. Certainly not on professional levels, but he's been studying magic formulas pretty much since he was born - he knows how to keep a steady hand and how to replicate precise lines and angles. It's just that usually if it's not magic, he doesn't bother putting in the effort...plus shitty drawings are more hilarious anyway. That said, a good hand still doesn't make up for a shitty memory, and he can't remember anything about Yuuki in that photo except black hair and a bland face, so he just stuck the guy in a Chinese wedding robe. Look, considering it's him we're talking about here, that is honestly way more effort than expected. On the back, in his very distinctive Arabic-looking handwriting, he's written:]
You owe me ALL the furniture sets.
Never mind, I don't want DEAD PEOPLE furniture.
[Of course, if he hands this to her face to face, she might misinterpret the gesture as one of friendliness or kindness instead of...whatever fucked up thing this is. She might even expect EMOTIONS from him.
So like a true hero, he just shoves it under her door late at night and proceeds to casually BOOK IT down the hallway.]
Still, he does respect her for her determination to achieve her goals at any cost, and that little psycho fest when they first met was honestly kind of awesome once he stopped freaking out. Why not remind her of her original goal? It'd be a shame if she lost sight of it for someone like Jack or Liz, and he can even earn some of that sweet sweet furniture set in the process. So he's been hard at work on her original commission of the wedding photo of her and Yuuki that had been burned.
The drawing is actually...surprisingly pretty damn good. Certainly not on professional levels, but he's been studying magic formulas pretty much since he was born - he knows how to keep a steady hand and how to replicate precise lines and angles. It's just that usually if it's not magic, he doesn't bother putting in the effort...plus shitty drawings are more hilarious anyway. That said, a good hand still doesn't make up for a shitty memory, and he can't remember anything about Yuuki in that photo except black hair and a bland face, so he just stuck the guy in a Chinese wedding robe. Look, considering it's him we're talking about here, that is honestly way more effort than expected. On the back, in his very distinctive Arabic-looking handwriting, he's written:]
Never mind, I don't want DEAD PEOPLE furniture.
[Of course, if he hands this to her face to face, she might misinterpret the gesture as one of friendliness or kindness instead of...whatever fucked up thing this is. She might even expect EMOTIONS from him.
So like a true hero, he just shoves it under her door late at night and proceeds to casually BOOK IT down the hallway.]
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Date: 2016-07-20 03:25 am (UTC)[and oh god look how horrified his face is at that question. LOOK AT IT!!]
Oh Solomon's ass, no. Do I look like the type of guy who'd get married to you? [i mean he's already kind of murdermarried to Hakuryuu but we won't talk about that] I've just seen my fair share of weddings. Even officiated a few.
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Date: 2016-07-20 03:36 am (UTC)she was kind of blinded by his good side for a moment there... "solomon's ass" certainly brought her back to... earth? the pygmalion? whatever it is. ]
You do that? Officiate weddings, I mean. [ she really does look surprised, but. judar... seems like the type to tell dirty jokes the whole way through... ]
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Date: 2016-07-20 03:55 am (UTC)[i actually have no idea if this is true but the headcanon of Judar sulkily officiating weddings is too good to pass up okay]
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Date: 2016-07-20 05:58 pm (UTC)[ not that yuno is considering judar officiating her wedding or anything? ]
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Date: 2016-07-20 07:07 pm (UTC)Hey, I know this might come as a surprise, but I'm actually pretty good at my job. My behavior's a reflection of my country's status - I'm not about to make us look weak to other countries!
[so instead he just goes around randomly declaring war good work asshole]